dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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