Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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