I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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