I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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