Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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