Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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