Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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