STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
