why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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