tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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