its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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