please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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