it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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