I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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