if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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