Just fell off a train. Bad.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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