White coat. Heels.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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