I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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