it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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