I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My vagina is officially offended.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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