You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have post one night stand depression
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