Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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