I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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