Grow some girl-balls and come out already
4 words: hood of his car
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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