i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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