This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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