the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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