Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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