Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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