Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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