Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
do nipples grow back?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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