i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
