how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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