jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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