All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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