Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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