There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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