you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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