i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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