he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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