Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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