The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
