Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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