Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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