Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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