All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
