why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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