If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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