He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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