Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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