You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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