i jhust puked up my retainher.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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