I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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